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Archive for the Minor Bun Engine Benny Lava Category
Soon…
11/02/2012 by Missus Toast.
Rather tragically, I’ve still not managed to get biking over the Chase this year. I’ve been over the Chase a couple of times, but it’s normally to allow Mr Toast to ride and me taking t’boy for a walk. I’m hoping to get over there tomorrow - I was considering today, especially as it’s bright and sunny (at least, it is here…), but it’s also very cold and I’m a bit phlemgy, and I’m a bit worried about it being icy!
Still, I’ve managed to get some bike time in commuting backwards and forwards from work - with my sister-in-law away for the week, I’ve also been popping back at lunchtimes to check on t’boy. Getting to work is easy - a five minute ride down a hill. Getting back home takes a little longer, as obviously what goes down has to lumber back up at some point. I feel slightly smug though, as a lot of people don’t even bother riding that hill (I’ve even seen people pushing down it… :S), and I’m feeling a lot more confident road riding now.
I’ve got a new pair of biking trousers, so hopefully they’ll get their first outing tomorrow. We’re also demoing some Orange 5s next week. Interestingly, the 14″ Orange 5 has more standover than The Professor, but is a little longer - I’m interested to see how that would work out for me. Mr Toast is interested in the new 22″ - he’sbeen pondering a replacement for the Meta for a while, so let’s see what happens.
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It’s Chriiiiiistmaaaas!
29/12/2011 by Missus Toast.
Well OK, it was a few days ago, but I’ve still got a few more days off, so it’s time for an update!
I actually went biking for the first time in two months a couple of weeks ago. As Mr Toast had been biking the previous time, it was my turn to ride merrily around whilst he walked young master Benny. Before setting off, I got The Fear - the raging paranoia that I’d lost what little skill I had and end up sliding around on my face. I get this pretty much every time I’ve had more than a couple of weeks of biking. And, as usual… I was fine. Better than fine. Although my fitness has taken a hit (with the fireroad hill up to section 8 being particualrly brutal), technique-wise I was pretty much as good as I’ve ever been. It was a bit soggy and muddy, but although I found the boggier sections a bit of a slog, I seem to actually ride faster when it’s a bit wetter. It seems to a bit gripper than when it’s very dry and dust, and I feel more comfortable going faster.
I did everything I normally do, and more! Including *trumpet fanfare* the uphill steps on section 11. Not the first steps, the tiny ones. No, I minced over them because it looked a bit slidey. But by the time I got to the proper steps (which I avoided last time), I just thought, “Ah, fuck it”, and ploughed into them. And I sailed over them with grace and style. Well, I went over them, without stopping, and I never felt like I was about to come off or even slip slightly, so… yeah, grace and style.
Thoroughly enjoyed the ride, overtook quite a few people (admittedly it was just because I was taking less breaks between sections than them rather than going faster on the trail itself), and pulled into Birches Valley with a huge smile on my face. Mr Toast looked slightly exasperated with Benny pulling at every passing dog, person and bird - after an afternoon of dog-sitting on the Chase, he looked more exhausted than I did!
So… Benny. We’ve had him for over a month now, and he’s beyond adorable. It’s not 100% smooth sailing - he’s very well behaved in the house (although a bit rude and pushy if people are eating), and we’ve started training him. He will sit when told, generally will leave food if asked to, then eat it on command, and he’s on his way to learning ’stay’ (it’s still a bit hit or miss at the moment). But by Odin’s Raven, you should see him outside! Everything else is infinitely more interesting than his owners - crows, dogs, other people (especially if they have bags). We’ve only been able to let him off his lead at Cayton Bay, as it’s completely enclosed, and he ran like a mentalist for miles and miles. He certainly has the stamina and physique for being a trail pooch, but yeah… the training is still very much a work in progress!
So, now… good dog photos!






In other news, there’s a Big Build Day over at Cannock Chase on January 8th. As usual, there’s a raffle and food, drinks and tools provided, and it will involve resurfacing the end of Tackaroo, so you’re only a stone’s throw away from Birches Valley! Lots of people have been interested in what’s going on over Tackaroo, so if you’re one of them, now’s your chance to find out! If you’re not, then go and help out anyway. You might see Benny, and be able to bask in his glory. Not a euphemism.
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HUGE LIFE CHANGING EVENTS!
22/11/2011 by Missus Toast.
Written on 18/09/11:
“Move house!
But keep riding!”
Well, one of the above objectives has been successfully achieved. After some slight panicking - we were told that our objective of moving mid-October was fine… until the first week of October, when we told it would be the end of October. The eventual moving date left us with two days to move from one house to the other, and completely clean the previous house so we could successfully reclaim our deposit.
After claiming our house, our weekends have been taken up with visits to Ikea, assembling the rather large quantity of goods from Ikea, and accepting visits from proud parents, our quest for domestic bliss was not yet over! No, there was something missing, a responsibility that we felt we were now ready for…

Yes, we now have a new family member in Toast Towers - Benny Lava, the Tibetan Terrier cross. We got him from the Dogs Trust - he was sweet, affectionate, full of beans, and SWEET MERCIFUL ZEUS JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE! THAT MOUSTACHE! THAT TAIL! And Tibetan Terriers are Jez Recommended (TM). Although Jez rides luminous bikes that look like they’ve been vomited out of the 1990s, but still, we trust his dog judgement.
We couldn’t decide what to rename Benny. There were many names mooted then dismissed - Loki (already taken by Alex’s labradoodle), Noodles (could be shortened to Noo Noo, which is horrible), Domino (that’s a girl’s name!), Fruitcake and Turbo Cat (just… no). Instead, we watched the Benny Lava video, and decided that Benny wasn’t such a bad name after all. Although he does occasionally get called Lava Face. He also looks quite a lot like Hairy Maclary:

He’s settling in well - it took us a few attempts to find a suitable food that agreed with him, but he’s doing nicely now. He needs to put on some weight, and have quite a lot of training. Hopefully he’ll be able to join us on our biking adventures, but if not, we’ve worked out plans for alternate riding and even looked into dog trailers. Obviously we won’t take him out if he’s unable to run alongside safely - don’t want to break the sweet little lad (or anyone who might run into him, could be a child’s face next time, etc…)
We’re planning on taking him on his first trip to the Chase on Sunday to meet the trailbuilders - hopefully he’ll cope with the car journey OK, we’ll have to wait and see! We’re also hoping to get biking again soon, I’ve ordered some winter gear to keep me snuggly. Fortunately my sniffles and sore throat cleared, so no repeat of the past two year’s winter illness so far (thanks to everyone who’s been concerned!). I’ve also got a new pannier rack for my Inbred, which is quite exciting (hey, trust me on this). Sadly the route into work from our new house isn’t as nice as the previous one down the canal towpath, but we are now quite close to the four cross course and The Bike Yard, which arranges local mtbing rides. Yay! \o/
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